Mila Kunis urges future father’s everywhere to stop saying “We are pregnant” during a funny spoof on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Kunis, who is engaged to Ashton Kutcher and carrying their first child gave men everywhere a special message.
“Stop saying ‘we’re pregnant. You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon sized person out of your lady hole? No,” Kunis ranted.
The ‘Jupiter Ascending’ actress, who is currently promoting the film stormed off during her sit down with Kimmel. He informed Kunis that he, and his wife are too expecting their first child together. She continued her funny monologue and later was joined by a group of glowing pregnant women, who were all eating ice cream.
“When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life,” said Kunis. “No it’s because you had too many shots of tequila! Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None. Because we can’t have tequila. We can’t have anything, because we’ve got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep!”
The future Mrs. Kutcher, who reportedly is enjoying pregnancy, ended her funny and harmless skit with a bucket of ice cream, that she refused to share with Kimmel.