Welcome to the newest edition of The Why. “Why do guys like yoga pants?” you ask? Good question. (Besides, it beats answering the question: “Why did my girlfriend say she got your personal e-mail through the website?”)
In case you’re confused as to what yoga pants are:
Yoga pants are a type of flexible, form-fitting pants designed for the practice of yoga as well as other physical activities that involve a lot of movement, bending and stretching. – Wikipedia
Since your penned in penman is chained to his laptop and doesn’t get out often and never can be seen checking out chicks’ butts or objectifying girls no matter how fine some of their parts are, this required the assistance of some special sources including Dr J. from Single Black Male. Dr J., some guys who were afraid their women would see their names here and your writing rapscallion all agreed that while it may not answer the question ladies need to know that some gals just plain ain’t cut out to wear yoga pants in public, mmmkay?
First, men like women in yoga pants because men are very visual. You read Fifty Shades of Grey. Men peruse the pages of Hustler’s Barely Legal magazine and watch porn. Dr. J. concurs and admits: “I mostly love them because men are aesthetic whores. Men are moved visually to pleasing images. That’s why we love Tumblr, Instagram and the adult film business.”
Guys like yoga pants because they give hope to humanity. After all, with all the racism and bigotry in the world, yoga pants reveal mankind’s ability to not discriminate. Many men are much like Dr. J. who confesses: “I don’t care if you’re slim, curvy, tall, short, bubble butt, teardrop butt, or got the gap in the middle like there’s too much space between your legs . . .”
Guys like yoga pants because they make men feel less inferior to women. When women confuse yoga pants with other clothing such as sweatpants or leggings, it shows men a lot.
Men get to see that women aren’t perfect. After all, yoga pants hug much tighter. Yoga pants are comparatively a lot sheerer and men can see everything when a woman moves. Women make mistakes too!
Surely they really don’t want men to see so much! No woman wants a man to think they are sexy in 2014. That might lead men to objectifying women. That’s not politically correct!
Guys like yoga pants because they are visual . . . and with yoga pants you can see every curve, nook and cranny. Yoga pants are like gift wrap for guys who don’t like surprises. Guys get to see it all without seeing anything. In fact, it’s the closest that some guys get to seeing a gal naked without paying for a McDonald’s Happy Meal.
Why do guys like yoga pants? Now you know.
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