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Why Do Cats Make Guys Sexy? — ‘The Why’

Welcome to the newest edition of The Why.Why do cats make guys sexy?” Good question. (OK, maybe it’s not that good. Still, it helps your perpetually penned up penman advertise to all the single ladies out there how sexy he is since he currently has several formerly stray cats at his place. Yeah, that’s why you have to take him to your place. See how good he is at petting your uh, you know, pet.)

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Your rascally writer doesn’t kiss (or anything else) and tell. Still, it’s a fact that cute little kids, puppies and kitties turn guys into chick magnets. So why do cats make guys sexy?

A friend at the PetMD website, whom we’ll call Kris, had an idea or two and confirmed ours as well. According to her, a dude with a cat is not “gay or effeminate. In fact, women find it hot when a macho man owns a cat.” Here are the top reasons why cats make guys sexy.

Independence: Cat owners are not overly clingy. “Kris” agrees saying: “A cat is the ultimate creature of independence. They don’t have to be with you, they choose to be with you. And it says a lot when a cat decides to devote themselves to you. It pretty much says: ‘We want to get to know you much better’.”

Personality: Cats have their own personalities. Kris explains that “women love a man who can handle a creature with personality issues. It says to us you can handle challenges.” (You mean crazy b*tches?) “It says to us you’re mature and flexible. It says, you’re ready for some lovin’.”

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Responsibility: Being a single parent or pet owner shows you take responsibility. (Remember, for quite some time we have been a nation where some Black dude on Jerry Springer saying: “I take care o’ my kids” is worthy of a major award, right?) “Kris” states:Cats can live for up to 20 years, so you’re not simply plunging a fish in a bowl, you’re making a commitment to a complex creature — one that you have to feed, clean up after, and also play with. Women appreciate a man that not only commits to something, but shows a sense of responsibility to another creature. It’s sexy!” (See?  Purrfect!)

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Love: Yes, Kris says “love”. She says that a guy with a pet cat –especially a shelter cat—fills a girl with hope. “We’re not saying that when a woman meets a man (with a cat) they’re already picking out the china pattern (girls like to save that for, oh, at least the second or third date …), but . . . a man who can show us he loves something other than beer, baseball, and his mother, is a man who’s willing to be vulnerable. He’s mature enough, open enough, balanced enough to make good boyfriend material.”

Why do cats make guys sexy? Now you know.

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About Will Phoenix

W. Scott Phoenix, B.A., B.S. was born in Hawaii, raised in Pennsylvania and resides in California. He has been a published writer since 1978. His work has appeared (under various names) in numerous places in print and online including Examiner.com. He is a single parent of three children and has also worked as an actor, singer and teacher. He has been employed by such publications as the Daily Collegian and the Los Angeles Times.